Digital Facial

noun
1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.

1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.

2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.

by pryztyx July 17, 2012

Digitally Adhesive

NerdSpeak for 'sticky fingers', for those inclined to be kleptos

Don't leave you I-Phone, etc. unattended at public places, plenty of folk are digitally adhesive

by AmboNec September 29, 2013

digital trail

The contribution of an individual made by his/her liking, posting pictures/videos on line in a permanent database.

James was quite surprised to see how many people liked his post, that went viral, he had no clue as to the digital trail he would leave behind.

by videograbber September 30, 2013

digitally blurred

The downfall of society due to the enormous amount of data being watched, used sent through the

The world has become digitally blurred

by Chris loveslayer August 7, 2017

Digital player

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.

I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!

by nameismatt June 14, 2018

The Digital Fairy

A mystical being commonly found scrollin' behind a screen or two, a Digital Fairy prances across the internet & youth culture swirling up knowledge to turn beige briefs into stunnin' werk with its pixie dust 🧚 ♀️

"Wtf is a Digital Fairy?"

"Yah! Digital fairy! Here to make digi works! Digi diet! Digi Couture!"

"Should've gone to The Digital Fairy"

by tynnosaur January 21, 2019

digitally drained

when someone is so tired from staring at a device or screen for a long period of time.

I'm so digitally drained right now. I've been typing on my computer for seven hours.

by Achadwick January 23, 2019