coffee porn

Food porn for coffee; beautiful photographs of artistic coffee drinks such as macchiatos and cafe lattes.

That cafe latte with the tulip and heart designs is too perfect to drink before taking a photo and adding it to my collection of coffee porn.

by jubjub bird November 22, 2014

Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.

My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.

by mountain momma December 18, 2014

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.

Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.

by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016

coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D

HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...

by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017

Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.

"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"

by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018