burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

Musical Bacon

Musical bacon -
One who is very random, and unexpected of playing great music.

Example: That guy's a Musical bacon, i didnt knew he could sing like that!

by Mr. Anonapus November 19, 2009

Bacon Thrusting

Bacon Thrusting - Cooking Bacon During Sex

Wrap The Bacon Around Your Throbbing Member Like A Overgrown Chipolata Then Fuck The Shit Out Of Your Partner To Create Heat, This Will Cook The Bacon And Give It That Just Fucked Taste..

Bacon Thrusting, A Perfect Way To Start The Day

by Fudge Packer 3000 January 8, 2015

Bacon tent

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.

"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".

by Big Kahuna Burgers June 28, 2016

trash bacon

Coined by Billy Flynn, trash bacon is a noun that perfectly describes exes that keep coming back around trying to get back together with you. It’s like bacon, it’s so tempting but you should’ve left it in the trash where you put it.

Girl, I’m having a total trash bacon moment here, John keeps texting me, what should I do?

Friend: Um, take out the trash.

by Sepiaskies January 20, 2018

Bacon powder

Not to be confused with baking powder, it is kind of food that you have to eat on long backpacking trips.

Hunter:"What is this?"
Nick:"It's Bacon powder. Eat it or die."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020