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Daddy Wrestling

The act of having your son wrestle down in an effort to gain the most wins even though he’s a better wrestler
Wow that coach just looks out for his own kid. Why doesn’t he have him wrestle up against the harder kids? Is he scared? He’s really showing his Daddy Wrestling skills.
by my_name_is_jef_8888888888888 December 5, 2018
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Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them
by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018
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Digit Wrestling

A game played typically by a group of Royal Marines or vetted non-Royal Marines where three or more adult males drink ten or more pints of beer, strip naked and proceed to wrestle. The winner is determined when the first saliva drenched digit or finger is forcibly driven into another males poop shoot. The reigning title holder is currently named "Dutch" but proper names have not been divulged.
My arse is very sore today. I must have lost at Digit Wrestling...and I'm even upset.
by Kittykitty12 February 8, 2019
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Face wrestle

Face wrestle is when yu wan make out witha nigga and or bitch ..
I can’t wait to face wrestle witchyo tonight.
by Pedrolavine February 13, 2019
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small wrestling

When two boys decided to secretly have a agressive quicky but don't want anyone to know
Jack: "me and Noah had a small wrestling mactch yesterday."
Noah: "yeah I kicked his ass good."
by Nover June 5, 2018
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Arm wrestling

A sport where two people typically men try to prove who has the strongest arms. It is a way to settle arguments around who has the most testosterone and is the most powerful and dominant.
Bro he is the best arm wrestler at the lunch table that means he has the most testosterone and is the coolest and absolutely nothing beyond beating him at arm wrestling would change that.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Wrestle

Yeah, ok, so just more justification for your lack of belief in God, the thing you use to make money and accrue status and power.
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "You see... The CORRECT relationship to have with 'The Most High' (Which is just a euphemistic way of saying 'God' but that's not actually 'God' you're talking about there) is not one of BELIEF! You shouldn't BELIEVE in God... I know I don't- Er... Um... I mean... The CORRECT thing to do God is to... Wrestle... With your lack... Of belief in God! THAT'S what people should REALLY be doing! Like ME! Instead of BELIEVING (meaning 'accepting the proposition in the absence of evidence')... You should be like... Obsessed with... Coming up with some sophistical bullshit... To make it SEEM LIKE... You believe a thing you do not believe... So you can get all of the things... Believing would get you... Without you having... To actually do thing thing... Which is 'believe.' That's the right way to do it! Because you don't know what 'believe' or 'real' mean and neither do I and as long as that's the case... I'm TECHNICALLY not 'Pretending to believe in God to elevate my status and accrue wealth and political power to myself as a literal charlatan.' Right? Because to be a charlatan I have to know what the word 'believe' means and then I have to 'not do that' to God! Get it? I can't 'not believe in God' if I don't know what the words 'believe' or 'God' mean! Bam! CAN'T be a charlatan!'

Hym "Pffft! Hahahahaha! Return of Dr. JeepJorp everybody! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 1, 2024
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