Tori

Tori is your average vsco girl. On days where she wants to reminisce for the old times, she puts her hair in a PAINFULLY high ponytail and gets herself a nice big donut from Starbucks. She will then proceed to take approximately eighteen thousand selfies, all of which are absolutely identical, and ask you to tell her which one to post on her private snap story. On the days that she's feeling the most like herself, she sits in the parking lot of a Yogurt Heaven, waiting for a pair of teenage boys to pull up and stare at her, only for her to turn around every three seconds and point out what appears to be obvious, "I think they might be looking at us haha." Tori is an expert at the G chord and the G chord only on a Walmart bought beginners plastic guitar. A prodigy if I ever saw one. Not to mention an inspiration to John Mayer himself. Tori is, to say the least, the reason we are all still alive. We live for Tori. In conclusion, go to Tori for spot on comparisons of people who appear to be drug addicts. <3 xoxo gossip girl

"Tori, E sharp isn't a note!!"
"Shh, I'm playing the Titanic music!!! Every night I see you, I taste you, I love you."

by _LiterallyNoOne_ July 12, 2020

Pulling a Tori

Verb: To make plans with a person/persons and spontaneously cancel said plans, specifically without giving notice of such cancellation; to ignore; to “ghost”

Pulling a Tori: Dude, Dustin invited me to go fishing, but when I asked him when and where that day, he pulled a Tori.

by maryjanethang July 7, 2020

Tori

stupid person described in Nepali language.

My friend is tori.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Tori

The bestest friend in the world. She doesn't need makeup to be pretty,and education is very important to her,even if she is slacking off. She can be happy at times and have a smile but it is really a disguise to her true pain.She prbably has trust issues but can only trust one special person. People won't really understand her unless they get to know them. She can also be a bit insane at times and can be a bit of a bitch, but that's her personality. You love her for it. She will always have a shoulder for you to cry on and can always keep a secret,so don't be afraid to talk. If she truly loves someone, whatever way the love is,she will be there for them an help them and spill their feelings towards them. She just doesn't understand how loved she is. She really doesn't...

You know Tori over there, she's the one that is really beautiful on the inside but doesn't show it.

by temporexanise October 19, 2020

tori

tori is a hater. if she doesn’t like something that u pleasantly enjoy she will still say she doesn’t like it. she tries to bring you down by being negative. i don’t understand why she chooses to be like this. all love doe but she a hater fr.

wow tori is really a hater for my new lights

by gband January 17, 2023

tori

prettiest girl on the planet but she gets no hoes like she’s never spoken to a boy before

wow u got L rizz like tori.

by may is gay February 2, 2023

Bog Tory

A reactionary supporter of Fine Gael, the conservative Irish political party.

What did you expect from a Bog Tory?

He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!

The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..

by Funkshot February 18, 2023