Whistle up a stump.

Go away. You’re no help to me. Piss off.

That’s total bullshit, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 November 1, 2021

Stump grinders

A gay dating site for midgets

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders

by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021

Stump-burner

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from burning genital warts off her clitoris with a blunt

Remember Becky? I hear she’s a stump-burner now

by Summer&Batman July 1, 2021

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022