The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

Stripper Betty

A girl named Betty who is a high school student by day and ends up being a stripper by night.

You got your dick sucked by a girl whose name is Stripper Betty.

by Skip6 November 5, 2021

Chicken Stripper

A fat stripper who walks onto the stage in a chicken costume and strips.

Lets go see the chicken strip.
The chicken stripper is great at their job!

by ViolinCat27 September 15, 2021

Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021

Stripper

A farming tool used to revitalize the soil where one intends to plant seeds for harvest.

Jack hitch the stripper to the tractor so we can get plantin'!

by Blue's-Clue June 25, 2021

stripper taint

the ultimate chode

"that dude is straight stripper taint"

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022

stripper rap

A music style popularized by famous female artists like Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, Iggy Azalea, Saweetie, and more.

Ayo, I love me some pop songs that got stripper rap verses thrown in.

by starfield101 September 7, 2022