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Joey Slap

The act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. Derived from the mating rituals of wild Kangaroos.
Bob wanted to show Alyssa who's boss and gave 'er the old Joey Slap right in the yapper!
by Bob Kiss September 18, 2008
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Jimmy slap

v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.
by Tristram S September 10, 2004
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dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.
A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"
by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010
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Banana Slap-It

It is like punch buggie. but its on the beach.
When you see a person in a speedo, or banana hammock, you punch your friend.

Adding the "no punch back " phrase is optional.
Dude, fat dude in a speedo, "Banana Slap-It, no punch back!"
by Jeezy 117 May 27, 2009
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bust on slap

to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.
are you ready to bust on slap from here?
by cjhstl June 8, 2009
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Marshall Slap

In the tv show "How I Met Your Mother" Barny lost a bet to Marshall, which resulted in Marshall getting to slap barny. Marshall's slaps are delivered with such force, that it has earnt itself a new ranking on the "How hard" scale.
Hey Tristan", "What?", "Marshall Slap!", "Oh Fuck"
by Rocky_ZL January 17, 2011
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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