Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

Cooper the pooper scooper

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours

Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper

by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023

pooper

idk they poop tf did you expect?

Guy 1-"Tom is a real pooper"
Guy 2- " Jerry this is why no one loves you"

by supersmartdude December 1, 2021

Pooperator

Michael Plaster

man quit being a pooperator

by $\/\/@g November 9, 2022

Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.

"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"

by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day

unrecommended

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022

super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™

The Ultimate strawberry jam

"I use the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ to get sucked off"
"What the fuck"

by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022