Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

Pasta primaverad

Preparing a romantic meal of pasta primavera for your partner and after they have eaten exactly half of it. You take and wrap the remaining noodles around your partner's genitalia and slurp them off.

My wife and I Pasta primaverad to spice up our sex life, shit was bussing.

by KipperKueen May 16, 2021

pasta pals

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.

"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."

by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

Making Pasta

To jerk off, masturbate, etc

If you want a good arm workout and something tasty after making pasta is a good place to start -DH

by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024

Pasta cake

A term for the Italian dish of Lasagna

MMMmmmmm....... Pasta cake......

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Toowoomba Pasta

When your pubes itch because they are dry and full of dandruff flakes...

That guy keeps scratching his crotch, he must have a bad case of Toowoomba Pasta down under...

by jims gooning August 1, 2025

Pasta

Pasta coined by YouTuber Sindrøydia Animations in 2023 is a term used as a synonym of Good, or the use of a suffix to make the word greater in value or to add undesirable meaning as in.

Person A: are you coming to the concert
Person B: Pasta Yes
Or
Person C: how’s the food?
Person D: Pasta, Very so pasta
Or
Person E: Are you Human?
Person F: Pasta

by SAOUDC August 17, 2025