The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
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Careful bro, that chick drank right out the bottle after she got done blowing me, there's probably some Miami Backwash in there now.
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probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
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Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
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