Jen Paski

The United States first robotic press secretary.

From 2020 to 2022 jen paski did a good job answering questions in a robotic monotone.

by stainless67 May 8, 2022

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when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

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Zara Jennings

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOOE WORLD! I MISS HER EVERY DAY AND I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH! SHES THE BEST SECOND COUSIN EVER AND THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLDDDD! I LOVE YOU ZARA! 💞💞💞

“are u Zara Jennings cousin? Farida?” “YUP! I AM AND SHES THE BEST GIRL EVER!”

by yourlocalbuddy January 4, 2022

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A nice guy, taking car for everyone he knows and probably the most loyal friend you can have. He refuses using WhatsApp but tends using his smartphone when ever possible even when going for a poop.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.

This is my Jens. The one over there with the cap.

by Princess Susie January 21, 2022

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Jens

An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!

A: Are you still single?

B: Yes, boys suck!

A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.

by Ami333 September 20, 2022

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