Rotten Italian

Throwing a woman in a circular motion in the air like pizza dough and catching her with your fist in the stomach forcing her to vomit

“Izzy got me upset so I gave her the Rotten Italian to teach her a lesson.”

by PineGroveRetard December 8, 2019

italian tupperware

Reusable plastic containers and the matching lids. Such as store bought Kool Whip, butter and sherbert containers.

If you want to take leftovers home, bring your Italian Tupperware to dinner with you.

by Ok Rudy September 27, 2019

unevolved italian

A dirty beaner.

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.

by Bacccccon October 23, 2017

italian cup

Verb; when you jack off two Italians at the same time and have them jizz in a gold cup. You then proceed to drink from the cup and spit it in the Pope's face.

After the world cup, Janet pulled an Italian cup with Giuseppe and Maurizio. Luckily, God forgives all sins.

by Pinupginger April 19, 2017

Italian Standoff

An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.

Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.

by Conquistador69 May 26, 2017

Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

Italian Backscratcher

When a hairy man rubs his ballsack up and down the back of his significant other.

Sophia was in the mood for a back massage and Luigi suprised her with an Italian Backscratcher.

by sybercruzn November 26, 2011