France

Ahh... France... the home of Paris, the Eiffel Tower (which was at one point the tallest building in the world) the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre (not to be confused with the UAE Louvre) and many more architectural wonders. Its national day is July 14 (Bastille Day) which commemorates the 1789 storming of the Bastille, which was a pivotal event of the French Revolution. The French also have amazing cuisine, such as the baguette, fries (even though fries were invented in Belgium) the croissant (it has an ancestor from Austria called the kipferl), the pain au chocolat, the macaron, and many more. It also shares its fair share of football clubs, like Lyon, Marseille, Lille, and most notably, Paris Saint Germain. It has a rich and cultured history, from Gaul (Roman France), to the Carolingian Empire, (a well-known empire in the Early Medieval Times), to the Kingdom of France, to the First French Republic, to Napoleonic France, all the way to Modern France. The capital city of France is obviously Paris. However, despite winning Two World Wars, founding the European Union, with five other nations, being a permanent member of the United Nations, it still gets memed on for "Surrendering to Germany". Poor France. Doing all these wonderous achievements and still getting bullied by the internet.

Man, France is such a nice place

I know, right?

by ABeingThat'sSuperRandom October 10, 2025

Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.

Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 28, 2025

‘Frances Ha’d

Your best friend gets in a relationship and has no time for you and it feels like your life is floundering.

In reference to the plot of ‘Frances Ha’ (2012)

I haven’t heard from her since, I’ve been ‘Frances Ha’d.

by gianmoloch December 14, 2025

France isn't real

Usually used by politically correct or geeked people.

"Yo did you know France isn't real?"

"No fucking shit bitch ass nigga."

"Yo did you know France isn't real?"

"No fucking shit bitch ass nigga."

by misteak January 2, 2026

France

A short person, who usually has glasses. They are chill to be with and are most likely 3 days older, therefore making them constantly shit on u for being younger. They also are very supportive and caring. They are overall the best friend to have, because of all the happiness that comes from them. Also u cant forgot about all the bad bitch energy that comes from them. They also barely eat and always give there food to others because they are too caring.

RANDOM KPOP MEMBER: "Damn who is that fine girl sitting at that bench?"
RANDOM GUY: "Oh that's France!"

by hershys November 22, 2021

Franceli

This woman is unique. There's no one else like her. She can be quite loud sometimes, but only because she cares about you so much, maybe even more than yourself. She is caring, smart and she always wins a discussion. If you have a Franceli in your life, love her with all your heart, you will never find someone better than her.

Franceli is a beautiful woman

by BTF. November 23, 2021