France

european brazil🤢🤮🤮🤮

I wont go to france
I wont go to france
I wont go to france
I wont go to france
I wont go to france
I wont go to france

by nega_chin45 May 12, 2021

France

A country that always surrender even though the military is very strong

Some guy from France: German tourists we surrender!

by Your Local FBI agent May 23, 2021

franced

Getting jumpscared and caught by France. Franced is caused by the French flag or a French Action.

You just got franced!

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

France

Hell

I was having a good day, then I remembered that France still exists.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024

France

Quite a shit country innit

I went to France, i was forced to shove a croissant up my arse

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

The Breath of France

What I call homo-sapiens with abscess

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of France".

by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

France

Ahh... France... the home of Paris, the Eiffel Tower (which was at one point the tallest building in the world) the Arc de Triomphe, the Louvre (not to be confused with the UAE Louvre) and many more architectural wonders. Its national day is July 14 (Bastille Day) which commemorates the 1789 storming of the Bastille, which was a pivotal event of the French Revolution. The French also have amazing cuisine, such as the baguette, fries (even though fries were invented in Belgium) the croissant (it has an ancestor from Austria called the kipferl), the pain au chocolat, the macaron, and many more. It also shares its fair share of football clubs, like Lyon, Marseille, Lille, and most notably, Paris Saint Germain. It has a rich and cultured history, from Gaul (Roman France), to the Carolingian Empire, (a well-known empire in the Early Medieval Times), to the Kingdom of France, to the First French Republic, to Napoleonic France, all the way to Modern France. The capital city of France is obviously Paris. However, despite winning Two World Wars, founding the European Union, with five other nations, being a permanent member of the United Nations, it still gets memed on for "Surrendering to Germany". Poor France. Doing all these wonderous achievements and still getting bullied by the internet.

Man, France is such a nice place

I know, right?

by ABeingThat'sSuperRandom October 10, 2025