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A village of roughly 2500 people thats part of the town of warwick, home of 4 bars and a brewery that all sell the same over priced, warm, watered down alcohol but all are packed every night they are open. A town so mismanaged two different bridges have been under "repair" for over two years, the mismanagement lies within nepotism in the local government. The school, S.S. Seward institute has such low life, scum sucking teachers and faculty some may find it hard to believe they did not hire someone to remind half of those employed to breath. The principal is such an egotistical megalomaniac the doctor that let him crawl from the abortion bucket should be stoned.

The society has a well versed cast of drunks, fake people, bitches and low T 30 year old boys, also swingers, clans of them. They with men so old and fat they look like balloons with air missing in all the wrong places. Women so old cooters so nasty it only takes two words to describe them; lippy and leathery, needless to say they pass each other around like a blunt a rolling loud. Elitist people who would otherwise would be doing mildly ok for the lower hudson valley think they're big shots because beer went on sale and they got some change in their pockets. Overall this place is ok, there's never a dull moment if you live here you'll stay here or some how find your way back at some point i your life, you can never leave.
florida ny come to see where the christmas tree used to be, stay because who the fuck knows
by Angie Romano August 15, 2021
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Florida woman

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
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Inwards Florida

That tingly feeling you get when you are deeply stressed, angry, or doing literally nothing at all.
I felt an Inwards Florida after getting harassed by my boss.
by Mr. TherapeutacalDharMann December 20, 2021
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Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
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Florida Hotbox

When someone smokes weed, and blows the smoke into a woman's vagina. The woman then rides the smoker's face and queefs the smoke back into their mouth
Person 1: bro, that stoner chick let me give her a Florida Hotbox
Person 2: Yuck. Nice
by Senor Gorgeous January 11, 2021
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killed by florida

Killed by Florida is a hardcore punk rock and roll band from south Florida. Killed by Florida is a fuck the proud boys fuck racism fuck fascist fucks unity respect equality. Words have meanings.
Let’s go see killed by Florida because they make my pussy wet
by David Lee tard March 21, 2021
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Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.
“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”
by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023
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