ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

ated

when you ate

ated that shit up

by o!m!g! November 10, 2021

Ate and threw up

Somebody who tries to do an action cool but fails miserably.

*an action cool but fails miserably* Ate and threw up

by Altssq November 15, 2021

Ate shit

pilot who crashes his airplane and is killed.

"Did he make it back?"
"No. He ate shit on Hans Island."

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021

Ated

ATED mean you ate that up😃

Matty:You atedddddddd 😻
Person:Thank yo

by MaTYT January 23, 2022

ate air

didn't achieve anything👎👎

person 1: that actress ate!
person 2: she ate air, she can't act at all

by binjinmarried January 31, 2022

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021