Arizona Achoo

When you cum inside her, and the next day she sneezes and sperm starts dripping out.

Thanks to you last night J, I sneezed at work today and had an Arizona Achoo.

by Notthemama May 6, 2025

Arizona Snowball

When they suck your kidney stones out of your dick, and spit them into your mouth.

Jenny gave Mark an Arizona Snowball and he almost choked to death!

by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023

Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.

My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023

The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"

I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!

by MAXDOZER July 24, 2023

Arizona formal

Dress code consisting of a polo/golf shirt, khaki shorts, and athletic shoes. Standard accepted attire for well-treated office workers and/or outdoor event attendees during Arizona summertime.

“Why are you dressed like you’re going golfing? This is a cocktail party”
“Dress code said Arizona formal”
“That’s brilliant!”

by 92749(84026253) August 3, 2023

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!

by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024