Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

albert

LITERALLY THE RUDEST MORE SHIT TALKING PERSON ON EARTH.

albert: *walks by*
everyone: *pukes in disgust*

by levi_ackermans_wife February 15, 2022

Albert

The most popular ROBLOX YouTube star in 2021 so far.

Written by Maddie

ALBERT RELEASED A NEW VIDEO!!

by nawhea June 15, 2021

._.albert...editz

._.albert...editz is a editor who posts on tiktok. She has 4.4k followers on tiktok!

Scott:hey Tom have you seen ._.albert...editz new tiktok it's amazing!
Tom:wait ._.albert...editz posted?!
Scott:yeah!
Tom:oh my god I need to see it!

by Wjjwjw June 17, 2021

Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

albert

alright bet

bro: lets go
you:albert

by jajabeetz July 3, 2025

Albert

Slang for the words “Alright Bet”

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)

by alrp July 6, 2025