September 20th

Matt Colón’s Birthday

“Yo, do you know when Matt Colón’s birthday is?”

“It’s on September 20th”

by Mr. Whatzit Tooyah September 19, 2025

November 20th

National ask your teacher out day

Bro: Yo teach, I f /w u, wanna go out?
Teacher: Sure!
FBI OPEN UP MEME
Bro: It's fine it's November 20th

by Fruedian Slip November 19, 2025

July 20th

the day when me and my husband started our thangalang

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by ViverionSombre December 4, 2025

December 20th

Official rape your homeboys day!

“Omg it’s December 20th? You know what that means homeboy of mine!”

by Baglover220 December 17, 2025

March 20th

March 20th is the a common birthday.

If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces

Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"

Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*

by Obamabigschlong November 24, 2021

20th August

The people born on this day are the hottest people alive! They are like all-rounders. They are very fun to be around with, very loyal, understand people around them very well and are girlfriend or boyfriend materials! They are people people who are generally very street smart and are leaders. They tend to be very popular and people enjoy their company a lot!

she's born on 20th august? she's definitely girlfriend material!

by lmaovadapao November 23, 2021

20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.

They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.

by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023