April 17

National April fools day but a few weeks late. This is for bitches who forgot about April 1st but wants to pull pranks.

Hey you know, it’s April 17th. Get pie-faced suckers

by moocowgoesaghhh April 16, 2021

june 17

National make out day

Hey! we gotta make out
why?
because it’s june 17th.

by kshcjdndjdid June 14, 2022

November 17

National kiss Jace day. Kiss the big strong sexy man Jace on this day

Girl: Its national kiss Jace day I have to kiss that guy hes cut as hell
Jace: alright cutie
November 17: national holiday

by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022

November 17

November 17 is when the most loyal ,loving ,kind ,funny, gorgeous friend was born

Friend 1” hey what’s the date?”
Friend 2” oh it’s November 17”
Friend 1” oh shoot I almost forgot today is November 17”
Friend 2 “what’s so special about it ?”
Friend 1 “today is the day our most loyal loving kind funny gorgeous friend was born “
Friend 2” oh let’s go say happy birthday!”
Friend 1” ok cmon let’s go !”

by Quackity me beloved November 17, 2022

may 17

national do your friends mom day

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 12, 2022

October 17

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day :)

Gf:*kisses*

bf:huh?
Gf: ITS OCTOBER 17

by Judymoodyxo October 14, 2022

May 17

The date is universally known as "''Rambo III'' and Sushi Day", and is commemorated by revelers who view Peter MacDonald's acclaimed 1988 action film while dining on a meal of sushi and sashimi. The global holiday has been celebrated since 1990.

"Happy May 17th! I ordered sushi and have our Blu-ray of Rambo II all queued up!"

by Bob Sloblaw May 17, 2022