Zuris is football.
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Get the Zuris mug.Anybody named Zuri is a bum who would pretend to be your friend but would never take a bullet for you. Zuri’s are also very dry and would do anything to not talk to you. They may look good on the outside but don’t let that fool you because they’re not in the inside. They can be harsh.
Dude: Hey Zuri! :)))
Zuri: Hey… ://
Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??
Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!
Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.
Zuri: Hey… ://
Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??
Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!
Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.
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Get the Zuri mug.A dirty ass hoe that talk to 5 men at once and get in a relationship with all of them at the same time
Person 1: I got a new gf!!!
Person 2: Sick dude, what’s her name?
Person 1: Her name is Zuri, why??
Person 2: Just break up with her bro, she’s a hoe!
Person 2: Sick dude, what’s her name?
Person 1: Her name is Zuri, why??
Person 2: Just break up with her bro, she’s a hoe!
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Get the Zurie mug.A boss bitch that doesn't take any bull shit from dumb hoes. Her best friend's name most likely starts with K, M or R, and plays hard to get 24 fuckin 7.
Person 1: I've had feelings for you for a while so do you wanna be my girlfriend?
Zuri: No get out my face witcho hot ass breath gah dayum.
Zuri: No get out my face witcho hot ass breath gah dayum.
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