anal vortex

Feeling unwillingly obliged to look at someone's butt crack that happens to be hanging out. You may wish to warn a friend so that they do not fall into the vortex.

Joe: Anal Vortex at 12 o' clock!
Tim: Thanks Joe.

by Derek 09 January 1, 2009

YouTube Vortex

The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...

"I was over at Chadrick's house last night and we got caught in a YouTube Vortex."

youtube loop

by General Larry Platt February 10, 2010

Delco Vortex

A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.

"Now that you have your PhD., did you get that great job?"

"No, the Delco Vortex held me back."

by Slovakchick March 25, 2019

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

titan vortex

titan vortex
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse

early signs of a titan vortex

1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia

3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants

titan vortex

the carpet surfing capital tofield has a titan vortex

by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 23, 2019

porn vortex

A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Vortex Syndrome

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

by Laevsky March 13, 2008