word with the vicar

It means you are having a poo.. taking a dump..

I'll be right back.. I'm just going to have a word with the vicar..

by Hitchmiester February 27, 2015

Dirty Vicar

Spaffing on your birds tits and declaring yourself a Dirty Vicar.

Last night I gave my Mrs a Dirty Vicar.

by Dirty Vicar1 February 29, 2024

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022