brian teague

a fried chicken watermelon loving monkey

you are a brian teague

by youramonkeybitch August 19, 2025

Teague Time

To wear a Jeff Teague and not have any “Drawls” on.

I knew it would be a wild night when Teague Time started. That’s when he walked in wearing that #0 Hawks jersey and no drawls.

by Teague_Time September 21, 2025

Owen Teague

Hottest guy on earth i mean look at him hes hot as fuck

"OMG did you see owen teague play patrick hockstetter in it?!"
"Yas hes soo hot"

by Ihavetoomanyphases January 17, 2025

Owen teague

Hottest guys on earth

LOVE HIM <3 <3 "have you seen Owen teague in It?" "yasss hes soo hot"

by Ihavetoomanyphases January 17, 2025

teague

Teague is the ultimate epitome of a legend. He’s really tall, handsome, athletic, funny, and just has an all-around attitude of the guy we all want to be friends with or date, just don’t deserve him.

“Teague is such a legend I told me friend”, “he sure is!”, he replied

by Unanimous person 3724A December 4, 2022

Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021