sputnik

thee song by hueninkai/kai kamal huening

"oh whats your favorite song?" "its dear sputnik"

by Definition queennnnnn August 10, 2021

sputnik

What caused the decline in western toys.

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."

by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021

Swirly sputnik

When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.

Dude, help last night my girl gave me a swirly Sputnik and it ruined my bed sheets!

by _idk_anymore_ January 18, 2021

Sputnik

The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface

We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.

by Sacumd April 2, 2021

Sputnik

A norwegian musician and truck driver, who is mots famous for singing "divorcing Johanne"

-Have you heard Sputnik`s song?
-♫ ♩ Now shall we divorce Johanne, divorce Johanne, I cant bear to live longer with you♬♪

by LolipopFox April 9, 2021

sputnik

The act of doing someone's mother in a hotel.

-How was last's night sputnik?
-What are you talking about?
-Ask your mother.

by Anochefia December 3, 2021

Sputnik

Often referred to a tiny baby or newborn

Have you named your Sputnik yet?
Did you feed Sputnik?
Sputnik need to change diapers

by Son of TeeKay December 3, 2021