Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.
1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”
by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017
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"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"
"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011
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I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.
by furstyferret July 19, 2017
Get the Pyjama Punk mug.n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
Get the Pyjama Penis mug.Pyjama Queen: A woman who confidently steps out in public wearing her pyjamas, a onesie, or a dressing gown, complete with a full face of makeup and perfectly styled hair. She walks around like royalty—whether picking up kids from school, driving around town, or shopping in supermarkets—often in slippers and full nightwear. She may get curious glances from shop workers and the public, and is sometimes the butt of jokes, but she remains unapologetically comfy and confident—truly a Pyjama Queen.
Lee: Bruv, the other day I was in Tesco, and I saw this well-fit bird! She was stunning, proper beauty, full face of makeup, hair done nice… but she had a dressing gown on! PJs slippers Everyone was giving her these weird looks bruv LOL.
Frank: Bruv, just another one of these Pyjama Queens, LOL don't know if it's pure laziness or some weird fashion trend these days in the UK.
Lee: Innit, bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL
Frank: Bruv, just another one of these Pyjama Queens, LOL don't know if it's pure laziness or some weird fashion trend these days in the UK.
Lee: Innit, bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL
by Jamie Cheese January 8, 2026
Get the Pyjama Queen mug.You finally get up the courage to ask your crush out, and they say, “Sorry, no” You walk away, muttering to yourself, “Rats pyjamas”!
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