Mat Morbid

1. A craddle robbing hoe
2. usually has a big gap
3. doesn't brush teeth
4. sceenie weenie
5. ugly

"Ew dude, did you go out with a Mat Morbid chick?!"

by LaQuisha Shanqueeta Jackson June 16, 2008

morbid kittie

a sexy female with a hott sexy attitude. she usually has an amazing body with gorgeous eyes. big boobs usually ranging from 34 D-DD. everyone wants to tap it and handle it. her name is usually kat, kathy, or kathleen.

that girl is a cute lil morbid kittie!

by morbidangel5150 September 26, 2008

land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)

every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing

by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014

morbid ending

A means of ending a sexual encounter by asphyxiation

on a recent visit to a prostitute she offered a morbid ending but I declined and took a happy ending instead.

by kennyrogers June 9, 2015

Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder

Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.

The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others

They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.

He is acting like such a big baby that he has explosive behavioral morbidity disorder.

by Doctor WTF December 17, 2022

explosive behavioral morbidity disorder

Acting like an adult baby.

He is suffering from explosive behavioral morbidity disorder!

by Me Roboto December 17, 2022