Loomer

A liberal baby boomer

That was a close election. That's because every loomer in the country came out to vote.

by Smac613 April 24, 2025

Loomered

Being unfairly and unexpectedly fired from your job at the request of a far-right conspiracy theorist, for not being sufficiently insane or supportive of a dictator.

The intelligence director; the senior director for legislative affairs; the senior director overseeing technology and national security; the senior director for international organizations. They all got loomered, they no longer work for the government.

by RMI2087 May 10, 2025

Loomered

Catching syphilis after having unprotected sex.

I raw-dogged that hooker Friday night and got Loomered.

by T-Dizzl3 April 11, 2024

Loomer

When a prolapsed anus resembles Jigsaw

noun; Eat plenty of fiber or you’ll end up with a loomer

adj; she’s had so much plastic surgery, she looks like a loomer

by SheepB0T February 8, 2024

Loomer

Ur moms a milf

Dude did you see Nathan’s family on family day? He’s such a loomer.

by Sidboihours July 10, 2021

Loomered

You don’t believe that do you? You got Loomered.

Loomered is believing something that isn’t true, being conned, bamboozled.

by Yourmom2026 February 13, 2026