Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012

Killer Kernel

The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.

Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!

by Get swole guy July 12, 2011

cunt-kernel

1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina

2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses

Don't borrow my car without asking, you cunt-kernel!

by greyhound_2010 August 26, 2010

kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

by Nicholas Arnold August 5, 2008

TP kernels

bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard

rice sized rolls of toilet paper

As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way

If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"

by gsxmaer September 6, 2010

kernel kabob

When one covers their erect penis in caramel and sticks popcorn all over it.

When we got to the theatre I offered Sally some of my kernel kabob.

by kaptain kernel September 15, 2016

scraping the kernels

When you eat the booty like groceries

You gay

He loved to eat ass, scraping the kernels

by Biggiesmallsmom October 17, 2018