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The Joost Effect

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.
„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
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Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
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Joost Klein

The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"
by Communism Is Life June 29, 2024
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Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
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joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.
"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."
by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025
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Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.
Sarah: “Look at Joost! That’s my boyfriend :)”
Lindsey: “Wow, he’s literally perfect.”
by Urabsolutelystunning November 22, 2021
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