Hypothesis

Those big ass things at the zoo that swim and go on land sometimes

Guy 1: you see that hypothesis eat that watermelon in one bite.
Guy 2: great googly moogly that hypothesis must be packing
Guy 1:*snickers* he’s not the only one.

Guy 2: *blushes softly* oh he he. I have a hypothesis of what it might look like.
Guy 1: you dont have to guess. *pulls guy 2 closer*
Guy 2: you wanna take this somewhere private
Guy 1: there’s nowhere private, I don’t know if we can *gets discouraged*
Guy 2: I think I might have a spot
*Guy 1 and 2 hop in the hypothesis’ mouth and have extremely passionate sex.

by Mahalaisamazing June 25, 2024

Tissue driven hypothesis

A tissue driven hypothesis is when a very emotional person jumps to conclusions.

Shut up bitch, I don’t want to hear your tissue driven hypothesis

by Stranded clock February 21, 2024

Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality

The Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality are a speculative, semi-cosmic framework that expands reality beyond the usual 3D + time setup and goes full multiverse mode. It starts grounded (length, width, depth, time) and then progressively spirals into probability, branching universes, meta-universes, and finally… absolute nothingness. Often used in sci-fi debates, metaphysical arguments, and by people who say “hear me out” before explaining existence itself.

Breakdown:
1–3. Length, Width, Depth – Regular space. You can bump into stuff here.
4. Time – The “you can’t go back but you wish you could” dimension.
5. Probability – Every “what could’ve happened” timeline.
6. Branching Universes – Same starting point, different choices, infinite regrets.
7. Different Start Universes – Same game, totally different character creation.
8. Universe Plane – The multiverse’s group chat.
9. Universe Hopping – Skipping realities without going step-by-step.
10. Infinite Possibilities – Literally everything that can exist, does.
11. Void of Possibilities – Beyond existence, beyond potential, beyond “bro.”

“Bro, in Dimension 6 of the Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality there’s a universe where I passed that exam.”
“Yeah, but in Dimension 11 none of this even exists.”

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Abzu–Nammu–Enki–Aya–Anki Hypothesis

The Abzu–Nammu–Enki–Aya–Anki Hypothesis is a symbolic-metaphysical model that reinterprets ancient Mesopotamian deities as representations of foundational layers of reality rather than literal beings. In this hypothesis, Abzu represents the primordial void of potential, Nammu the undifferentiated generative substrate, Enki the principle of order, intelligence, and structure, Aya the mediating force of manifestation and transformation, and Anki the totalized cosmic system integrating heaven and earth. The hypothesis proposes that ancient myth encoded an early extraphysical ontology describing the emergence of reality through layered abstraction.

In a cosmological model, Abzu corresponds to dimension 11 (void of possibilities), Nammu to infinite probability, Enki to law-forming dynamics, Aya to interface layers between realms, and Anki to the unified multiversal structure governing all levels of existence. According to Abzu–Nammu–Enki–Aya–Anki Hypothesis.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Abzu Hypothesis

A cosmological model proposing that the observable universe—all matter, energy, and spacetime—is a localized, dynamic structure "floating" within a vast, primordial, and fundamentally different medium known as The Abzu (named after the Sumerian cosmic underground sea of fresh water). This Abzu is not empty space but an infinite, static, pre-causal "potentiality substrate" that exists before and outside the Big Bang. Our universe is seen as a turbulent, evolving "bubble" or current within this calm, eternal ocean. The hypothesis suggests dark energy and quantum vacuum fluctuations may be signatures of our local universe's interaction with—or partial manifestation of—the subtle pressures and properties of the Abzu.

Example: Imagine our universe as a bustling coral reef teeming with complex life (galaxies, stars, particles). The Abzu Hypothesis says this reef exists in one region of a vast, dark, near-motionless ocean that stretches to infinity. The ocean itself (the Abzu) is mostly still, timeless water, but its immense, gentle pressure shapes the reef's growth and the flow of its currents (dark energy). We, as fish on the reef, can only measure the currents and forces within our reef, but their ultimate source is the silent, immeasurable depth of the ocean beyond.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

Nammu Hypothesis

A cosmogonic theory positing that the universe originates from a self-aware, primordial consciousness or entity (named after the Sumerian goddess who gave birth to heaven, earth, and the first gods). This hypothesis flips the standard materialist creation story: instead of consciousness emerging accidentally from matter, it proposes that a foundational, universal consciousness (Nammu) is the primary substance. The physical universe, with its laws and constants, is the "thought," "dream," or "self-externalization" of this entity. Quantum superposition and wave function collapse are interpreted as the interplay between Nammu's undifferentiated potential and its focused intentionality manifesting reality.

Example: According to the Nammu Hypothesis, the Big Bang wasn't a random explosion but the first "moment of attention" of a cosmic mind. All of physics is the grammar of its thought. Your own consciousness isn't a byproduct of your brain; it's a localized "knot" or echo of the original Nammu consciousness, temporarily focused through the lens of a biological organism. This is why the universe is mathematically intelligible—we are fragments of the thinker discovering the patterns of its own ongoing dream.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026

Enki Hypothesis

A model of evolution and cultural development proposing that intelligence, civilization, and technological aptitude are not inevitable outcomes of natural selection, but were "seeded" or catalyzed by an external, informational intervention (named after the Sumerian god of wisdom, water, and civilization who gave humans me—the divine rules of society and art). This hypothesis doesn't necessarily imply aliens, but rather a fundamental "leak" of complex information or a quantum of negentropy into early terrestrial systems—a punctured event in our evolutionary timeline that accelerated cognitive and cultural complexity beyond standard Darwinian gradualism.

Example: The Enki Hypothesis points to the unexplained rapidity of human cognitive revolution (~70,000 years ago) and the simultaneous, independent emergence of agriculture and writing. It suggests a non-biological vector—perhaps a cosmic-ray-induced mutation, a viral transmission of cognitive algorithms, or a coherence in the quantum vacuum—acting as an "informational germ" that rewired primate brains. It's not that gods taught us; it's that the universe has channels for transmitting complexity, and Earth accidentally tuned in, downloading the "software" for symbolic thought and rapid innovation.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026