Gen alpha

Gen alpha are not frickin imbeciles all the older generations just hate on the younger using stereotypes

Person 1: See the disgusting Skibidi Toilet Brainrot Gen Alpha over there?
Person 2: sybau, he is studying calculus and he can’t control his age

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

Good gen alpha

The forsaken. The mistreated.

Person 1: All Gen Alpha are disgusting and vile creatures that deserve to die.
Person 2: did you forget good gen alpha exist?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 20, 2025

Gen alpha

A shit of kids who were born from 2013 and forward, use slang words like skibidi, 6 7, and gyatt 24\7 nonstop, will die without iPad, did you think gen z was bad? Well guess what, this is much worse

Me: your generation sucks
Gen alpha kid: EW YOU HAVE NO RIZZ AT ALL. Start getting some aura broooo.
Me: shut the fuck up

by Stoopid gen alpha kidz December 14, 2025

Non-brainrotted Gen Alpha

A Generation Alpha individual (born between 2013 and 2025) who has not been negatively influenced (brainrotted) by a phone or iPad by age two.

Gen Alpha 1: brrr skibidi toilettttttt sybau sybau i am eating your gyatt now and here comes the lankybox package into my nose i use wilted rose emoji because i miss jokes
Gen Alpha 2 (Non-brainrotted Gen Alpha): Could you shut up, please? And get that dumb box out of your nose
Gen Alpha 1: I meet 67 year old on pedoblox, mehehehe skibidi dop dop dop yes yes fanum tax

by KRISYANCHEV January 15, 2026

rise of gen alpha

this is when the ipad kids will rise up and become middle schoolers and high schoolers

alice: the rise of gen alpha is about to start

bob: oh shit

by fofo the snowed one January 21, 2025

Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha

one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.

Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys

Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter

Guy: man shut the fu-

by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025

gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.

gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?

by roikau July 7, 2024