FID

FID is that quiet kid who is really funny once you get to know him, he is a semi memelord and has an abundance of memes
He also has an interest in fish and cars,

Oh my god look at FID he’s so lonely

by Okwhatisnotused June 29, 2019

Fid

A 50 Bag of weed in New Zealand

Yo man, you got a fid?

Yeah bro, 50$

by AnonYeti May 20, 2018

bona fid

Bona fid is being genuinely promiscuous.

He is a bonafide executive who enjoys taking a bona fid companion on his business trips.

by Siib October 20, 2020

fids

Nottingham slang for someone that is very intoxicated (normally high on weed) (mainly used around arnold sherwood daybrook and bestwood

yo hes fids man look how red his fucking eyes are

by nottinghamfella January 11, 2021

Fid

Fake ID

I’m only 17— they won’t let me buy without a fid.

by adhd Jay July 7, 2022

Fids

A Fids is the best person to know. You'll like him before you even know all of him. Be prepared to be lost in his big brown eyes very often; it's hypnotizing.

Can be referred to as singular (Fid), it's more affectionate that way. He'll make you laugh at jokes you never found funny before. You'll find yourself wanting to hear him speak just to hear that calming sexy voice of his.

Fids is a jack of all trades in the best possible way; seriously the man is good at everything. And boy is he a looker..he can probably turn a straight man gay.

Fids has a huuuuuge pen-

by dasolo April 23, 2022

FIDS

frank iero derangement syndrome. characterized by 5 stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance (coincidentally, very similar to those of grief). search it up for a detailed chart

"have you seen frank's latest post?"
"yeah, he's so hot"
"you have crippling fids"

or

"MY FIDS WONT LET ME FUNCTION"

or even

"i've been diagnosed with fids, (wink) and it's terminal"

by motherfuckerbabe March 23, 2022