eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Elose

A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

Elo

Elo a very kind person, cute, handsome and funny. He likes sport and is very athletic and hard working, he always loves his friends, and is cool with most people but he don’t let anyone just come in his life he must trust them 100%.

Who is that hard working person over there, maybe it’s Elo

by Jeffron homer November 22, 2021

Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)

A band of hippies, known to begin their concerts coming out of a Flying saucer, not UFO, UFOs stand for Unidentified Flying Object, and they came out of a clearly labeled FLYING SAUCER. IT IS IDENTIFIED! my word some of you stupod Furry shagging, red neck, monthly crue loving red knecks don't know the difference.

"Its a living thing,"(Jeff Lynne's Electric light orchestra (ELO)

by CoolBoy 69funnyhahaha November 7, 2021

Eloe

When someone leaves you on delivered

Yea he never opened my message last night... 🙄 he eloed me. I hate him

by 😸kitten July 20, 2021

elos

she is always here when ever u need she is really good frend and very funny pretty girl she knows turkish , german really well and she calls u with different nicknames and always making u smiles <elos3 :))

elos

by simmy:) August 6, 2021