Doily

A sweaty butt crack.

Man it's so hot and humid outside I had a doily in, like, 2 minutes.

by Teem Atl July 16, 2021

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012

doily

cute and sweet; in a way that resembles a doily (handmade lace ornamental mat)

the molding on that home is sooo doily!

i love your new top! very doily!!

by doilyluuver August 9, 2022

doily

someone that is taking a dookie/peeing

DOILY.exe

by 12344321123443211234432112344 January 23, 2022

Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

by Booga March 7, 2021

Ghetto Doily

A cheap napkin placed under a cup or bowl on top of a tray or saucer. Serves to prevent it from sliding around while being carried and to absorb a small amount of spillage

The poor waitress nearly dropped by bowl of soup and it sloshed out onto the plate. It could’ve been a disaster if she hadn’t put a ghetto doily under it.

by BigChimichungus January 2, 2026

Doilying

A sexual act that is performed when a partner ejaculates on to their underwear, then placing it over the partners face so they can suck and swallow the strained cum through them

I really want you to swallow me tonight, let's do some doilying.

by Formulaics March 8, 2025