Cael

Cael is the HOTTEST guy you will ever meet. He is really nice to everyone he meets and nobody dislikes him. Most Caels are tall, but there are some short kings named cael out there. ( the short Caels are always the best ones) Cael is usually blonde with blue or green eyes and has an incredible fashion sense. not to mention his HUGE shlong. bros packing a whole 12-inch subway in there

Girl 1: no way, is that Cael over there!?!?!?
Girl 2: YEAH, omg I think it is!!
Girl 1: I've always wanted to talk to him, but I feel like he won't like me.
Girl 2: Don't worry, Cael is always nice to everyone he meets!

by bigguy69420 June 10, 2022

Cael

an absolute man whore. has 1000 snap bitches, but is probably smart af.

“Omg, you should go hit up that guy over there!”
“Nah, he’s such a Cael.”

by ur fav biatch October 24, 2022

cael

cael doesn't last long

oh is that cael? i bet he doesn't last long

by lou said this December 29, 2021

Cael

Being a stuck up

'Damn he is being a Cael right now'

by CrashieDontKnowHowToSpel April 12, 2022

Cael

Bruh Cael is my brothers name!

Cael bro go get me water

by Yassqueen11 September 13, 2021

dirty cael

when you work in McDonald's and piss in people's sprite while not drinking water for 8 days

I pulled a dirty cael on those customers

by mr hayes December 8, 2024

Cael

the unfunniest person alive, once in a while he will tell a good joke but the absolute HORRID ones he says will never be lived down

Person 1: what to you call the flintstones if they're black?
Cael: uh... fentstones?

by exceptionally fluffy bird July 29, 2025