zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

Zog

When someone shaves their own head and misses a part. That part is called a Zog. Equally if you take clippers to someone's head and make one section too short thats noticeable you will have created a Zog. A Zog is an undesirable part of hair that should not be that way. A mistake.

Omg look at that Zog on your head. What a bloody mess

by Sweetshak June 2, 2017

Zog

A direct replacement for bro, but used for someone who is less intelligent than their sigma counterparts.

What is zog doing?

by SIGMABOZZ October 10, 2023

Zog

Can replace any word in a sentence that is used negatively.

"Oh zog, my favorite game was discontinued"
"That guy is a real zog"
"That zog over there is getting on my nerves."

by nerveaxel2532 October 31, 2022

zig zog

getting attacked from multiple sides

im getting zig zogged by 3 big black men

by smalpppreist September 29, 2022

Zogging

To engage in the mindless consumption of low-quality, algorithmic content. Most commonly done through social media apps like Instagram and TikTok. Often involves being slumped over one's phone.

We caught our friend slumped over in his chair, mindlessly zogging to Instagram reels of cats.

by anonymous December 19, 2024

Zog Will Guide

A saying said by the famous Mr.Zogby. If students are stuck on a problem the wonderful Zog will guide them to success.

Aviel: I don’t know where P=MC.

Mr.Zogby: Do not fear, ZOG WILL GUIDE!

by Triple_S69 February 22, 2025