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Midwest Vertigo

The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.
I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.
by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018
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Peehole vertigo

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.
I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo
by eatmorchickn August 15, 2021
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Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.
I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.
by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019
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Aesthetic Vertigo

The overwhelming emotional state consisting of awe, confusion, passion, grief, fascination, regret, excitement, and sorrow experienced by a male westerner traveling to eastern Europe and finding himself in a vast sea of breathtakingly beautiful women, after having spent his entire life among mostly fat, ugly, and miserably arrogant freaks and feminists of his native land, usually America.
-How is your trip to Lviv, homie?
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!

-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!
by UrbanVegan September 20, 2018
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VERTIGO

VERTIGO is a PvP Roblox deathmatch game created by dojobup. This game involves players who have to fight each other. This game has been shut down several times, and it has been botted by malicious users in the past. The game has been around since ~ 2016, but it's most recent re-release date is 2019. Rest In Peace Messageman13 "Rat God" 2001 - 2022
Bro, wanna play VERTIGO?

Sure bro

yeah

🙃
by Crazy_Wizard May 31, 2022
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tyel vertigo

An up-and-coming rapper from Paris, France who is only known for being on Mattniklo's song. And will not show his fucking face
Bro Why the fuck hasn't Tyel Vertigo shown his face yet?
by matthiash February 8, 2021
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Nacho Vertigo

A condition, phobia, or fear of snow, snowy climates,

or (Canadians entirely :)
Mexican illegal habla:
I'm not going to Canada 'essay', do I look like I'm dressed like Chewbacca mf? ~*~

Relax, you got Nacho Vertigo 'hommes'. ~*~
Tranquilo, tienes casas de Nacho Vértigo.

You just need a "parka" so you don't look like a walking blunt rap, amigo -:-

Is not DOS EQUIS, it is brew that lay you out up there, those DAS EFX are no joke. -:-

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how many coats of paint did she spray on before she ran for office? '
is a real politcal strategy, yeah, and won too. ; His'panic attacks. '
by jumpstart912 September 12, 2025
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