turt

trying to be serious and slowly and eventually talking about very disgusting topics

Stop the turt please!
That turting guy is stupid

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

ree-turted

When one has achieved enlightenment through the practice of ingesting the smoke of the marijuanna leaf, said enlightenment maybe mistaken for a form of mental retardation hence the term "ree-turted".

"dude-babe, last night at the frat house i was so ree-turted i gave this ugly woman named katie my pipe".

by al ahuakbar January 10, 2017

Turt

An abreviattion of turtle

Omg i got a new turt for a pet

by Apxkdklsmcixos February 1, 2017

turt

turt so cal is a twitter personality with nearly 4,000 followers.

James: I just followed turt on twitter!
Me: awesome...

by Bruhtonius December 3, 2020

Turt

A Person Of Great Wisdom, Compassion, Loyalty, Honor, Trust

Turt Is Ya Baby Mom Favorite Promoter

by Lackxn November 22, 2021

Turt

Foreskin of an uncircumcised cock. Abbreviation for your dick looks like it is wearing a turtleneck sweater. You poor fucking bastard

Oh fuck! He zipped his turt up in his zipper. Guess he managed to do in his own what his parents were unable to do for him at birth.

by Suckbitchcuntfart August 11, 2021

Turting

The act of repairing a link track.

Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.

by Stonebender February 18, 2023