Post

An excuse to create other genres of music.

Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"

Me: "Get the fuck out."

by Arking Nerdenheimer February 25, 2009

Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.

Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!

by Jetta101 February 28, 2014

Post

A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.

I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.

by Q-Y January 24, 2005

posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.

Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting

by iceburgZ January 1, 2010

Post

for a female to ejaculate all over a hookup's bed, usually leaving an embarrassing stain

Dude, she totally Posted all over my sheets!

by pooooooooooost February 4, 2010

posted

chillin on the streets

b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"

by hogz May 28, 2007

posting

The act of one man turning on the shower and checking the temperature for another man.

Dave likes to be helpful by postingin various shower rooms around the country.

by gonzo2003 May 7, 2009