sumps

A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.

Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.

Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.

Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.

Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.

by Vasen August 17, 2020

Dym sump

Pronounced Dim-sum. Dym Sump is a style of Chinese cuisine. It is prepared as small bite-sized portions of food served in small steamer baskets or on a small plate

If Dym Sump was ever added to the dictionary, I'll die. Legit. I will Kill myself. How was your weekend btw? - Nattalie Tehrani

by raven-craft July 6, 2020

Sump

Someone you must please

Person 1: Oh my God she is definitely sump

Person 2: I know right

by Melissa 101 September 14, 2020

Saltburn Sump Pump

The act of the slurping semen and dirty bath out of the bottom of a shower/bathtub after another person masturbates while taking a bath.

I still can’t believe Oliver Saltburn Sump Pumped the tub after Felix was done taking a bath

by The anonymous sump pumper January 21, 2024

SUMP

Super Ultra Mega Purr

Jackie: "I can't believe you got the job! You are so SUMP!"

by SumpQueen November 29, 2023

Sumped

Sumped is the past tense of simp

I sumped for Draco Malfor

by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020

sump

Female version of a simp

Sally the Sump: I just bought him a whole ass house and a car and we're not even dating!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!

by athalon January 24, 2021