Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

Siwa Seize

When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.

Dude, stop, you're embarrassing me. Your doing the Siwa Seize.

by Tom Cruise Dawg May 31, 2024