Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025

Saskatoon Shoehorn

A play in hockey involving two players behind the net, where one passes to the other, who gets a wrap-around goal.

Chud 1: Did you see that goal by Harry Nansi?

Chud 2: Joy vey! he muddy lowkirkuinely hit the Saskatoon Shoehorn!

Chud 1: Yellow dude with hands up emoji

by Jubjubb January 12, 2026

Saskatoon Spitfire

When a male "titty fucks" a girl, but applies hot sauce to his member first, either accidentally or on purpose. The resulting capsaicin-covered ejaculate hits her in the face and causes her to spit and choke violently.

Bro, we had a Thai dinner before getting to the action. I ended up titty fucking her, but I guess I didn't wash my hands after the meal, so she ended up with a Saskatoon Spitfire.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

saskatoon stingray

When someone lays on their back on top of a skateboard and rolls around with their erect penis exposed, attempting to poke people with it.

"Hey bud! Watch out at the Flying J. Karl's been a saskatoon stingray and almost stung Murphy there bud."

by Ohfuckbud July 28, 2023

Saskatoon

Poonany from Saskatchewan, Especially Saskatoon.

Bert: Yo buddy, why you headed to Saskatoon?
Herb: why else? To get me some Saskapoon!

by luciousdick August 27, 2023