A spiritual sexual act, used to assert dominance on the Mormons. To complete the holy act, you will need a flash light, and a crucifix. Once you have convinced the dirty Mormon girl to bless you with her precious womb, you will position her into the “doggy” position. (You must ensure the room is completely dark) as you proceed to pound away, you sneak out the flash light and crucifix. With Cheetah like speed you turn on the flashlight and jam it into her anal cavity, to where the light is shining into your face, and proceed to raise the cross above your head, announcing that Jesus has been resurrected.
“As the light of holiness touched my face, and the cross was above my head, she coward in fear. For Jesus had been rebirth’Ed in her womb. The “Resurrection of Christ.”
by Daddydamon94 January 20, 2021
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by Bigoleballsack July 7, 2022
Get the Titty resurrection mug.Killing off someones spirit, by way of the purest most group wide hatred you can find, gather and negotiate.. and making them want to die, while watching them rise above every ounce and shred of hate ALL on their OWN... with NO help, NO love... and, against ALL odds. While the world acts like they hated owes them something, when ACTUALLY the world owes them ONLY the same amount of love equal to the hate... only the hated is strong enough NOT to need it. #Brooklyn.
“Brooklyn STILL had your back, when NOBODY else did.. even after real live human resurrection was pursued”.
by MomBrooke September 6, 2021
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The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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