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Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.
1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”
by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017
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Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.
"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"
by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011
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Pyjama Punk

When you love your local punk rock community, but from the comfort of your cosy warm bedroom. Pyjama punks prefer cups of tea to beer, social media to protests and sleepovers to gigs.
I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.
by furstyferret July 19, 2017
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Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022
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Pyjama Queen

Pyjama Queen: A woman who confidently steps out in public wearing her pyjamas, a onesie, or a dressing gown, complete with a full face of makeup and perfectly styled hair. She walks around like royalty—whether picking up kids from school, driving around town, or shopping in supermarkets—often in slippers and full nightwear. She may get curious glances from shop workers and the public, and is sometimes the butt of jokes, but she remains unapologetically comfy and confident—truly a Pyjama Queen.
Lee: Bruv, the other day I was in Tesco, and I saw this well-fit bird! She was stunning, proper beauty, full face of makeup, hair done nice… but she had a dressing gown on! PJs slippers Everyone was giving her these weird looks bruv LOL.
Frank: Bruv, just another one of these Pyjama Queens, LOL don't know if it's pure laziness or some weird fashion trend these days in the UK.
Lee: Innit, bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL
by Jamie Cheese January 8, 2026
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Rats pyjamas

When you’re feeling down in the dumps and everything’s just a big pile of ****
You finally get up the courage to ask your crush out, and they say, “Sorry, no” You walk away, muttering to yourself, “Rats pyjamas”!
by YSNlopper April 24, 2025
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