Pud

Penis.
Usually used when someone is being an idiot.

You sir... are a Pud

by Super Sexy Boogeyman Slaya December 3, 2010

PUDS

Post Urinal Drips. Usually only caused by males.

Johnny walk out of the toilet and you could tell he had a PUDS.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Pud

A very prissy, weak man of no masculine character at all. Totally void of toughness.

John wad is such a pud.

by Dynodikk June 9, 2009

pud

An east indian(punjabi) translation of the word Fart, to pass gas, or break wind, ect...

Today in class when it was all quiet, I forced out a massive Pud.

by Hassan the super pakk April 15, 2006

pud

A stupid or useless person

That guy is such a pud I hate him

by Nina C December 28, 2005

pud

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

Pud

The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.

"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003