Poopstick

It is an adjective that describes anything you want and can be a both a positive or a negative term.

This homework is poopstick.
I can not do this climb, it is poopstick!

by FeliciaYeet April 8, 2019

Poopstick

The O' Holy poop stick that was in replacement of the evil plunger. It has saved many from the clogged toilet due to China Moon, but to play big spoon little spoon for those sad nights. Once the stick has been drawn from who the fuck knows where, only the strongest shall retain the stench.

Have you fellas seen EkulReaper? "No," said the skinny Asian boy. "I bet he's taking the Poopstick out on a date tonight at the Walmart deli

by Luke Rainey Lover #283 August 16, 2019

Poopstick

Someone who rides a bike without a seat.

Look at that poopstick riding that crappy bike with no seat.

by Intuwit December 12, 2019

Poopstick

Have hot steamy diarreah on someones lips so it looks like brown lipstick

Ay nyigga im finna have some hot wet bloody diarreah on your lips yaknow that poopstick shit

by Hot poopy fart joe mama February 10, 2020

Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks to minimize damage to his/her undies.

Man, I farted earlier and some squirt dump came out with it. I'm glad I was using my poopstick.

These hemorrhoids got my poopstick looking like a tampon.

by 4SkinXXL December 30, 2020

Poopstick

A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.

Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.

These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.

The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.

My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.

by 4SkinXXL December 31, 2020

Poopstick

An action game played in a cow field full of slimy excrement. Also the main tool or bat used to play the game. Single players: each choose a stick in order to fling sloppy excrement at other players for a set time period. The one at the end of the period with the least poop is the winner. The person with the most poop on the takes the title of "the poopstick." Only sloppy poop qualifies to use in the game.

In our last poopstick game, I chose a brittle branch; it broke, so I ended up being the poopstick.

by mellophan April 1, 2021