planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 29, 2020

Planter

Something that has incredible potential

"That is a planter idea!"
"He would be planter as a finance bro because he already is in a frat!"

by dan694205963 February 15, 2021

Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

planter

Can be used to refer to someone who gets stoned off of weed often. Similar to the phrase “stoner”, only it’s far more subtle and less known by the general public.

Yeah, I’m a planter, what about it?

by sappysardene August 12, 2021

Planter

To plan later or plan something at a later time. Invented by Wolf Hailey by combining the words plan and later.

I'll planter for that dinner we are supposed to have.
Let's planter for the amusement park .

by Anonymous97493937 May 24, 2021

Corn Planter

The act of pooping directly into another person's butt hole.

I paid a hooker in Vegas $50 to give me a handy and a Corn Planter.

by 50Gunner1984 April 30, 2025