Pilk

A Lovecraftian combination of Pepsi and Milk. A drink consumed only by the most mentally insane or mentally ascended individuals in existence.

Mate 1: "Mate I am full of pilk."
Mate 2: "Pilk? What's that?"
Mate 1: "The most delicious thing ever."

by JustAMulkshake November 16, 2021

Pilk

A dirty, smelly, obnoxious person who thinks he/she can intimidate any person or thing.

There are too many white trash pilks in this town always trying to start trouble

by Heathism July 27, 2021

pilk

The feeling when you are on a psychedelic substance (psilocybin/lysergic acid diethylamide), the specific feeling of the high.

Hey man, did those shrooms kick in yet?
Yeah, I'm feeling pretty pilk right now.
woaaahhhh

by smirky devil November 23, 2022

Pilking

A sex act wherein a woman pegs a man whilst giving him oral sex

"Angela loves the act of pilking her beta-male cuck husband"

by Salinger69 October 26, 2025

Pilking

Being hanged by a rope from the ground as someone fucks you

Masochists love pilking

by BlitzBerries February 3, 2025

pilk

A specific kind of non-newtonian fluid that you should probably stay away from

Scientists discovered pilk on the Atlantic Ocean floor and then frantically tried to undiscover it.

by ivy_dress_elch July 10, 2024

Arnie Pilk

A mixture composed of 66% Arnold Palmer and 33% milk, mixing the two causes the milk to curdle and sink to the bottom, leaving a small layer of liquid above it. The curd will be left as debris in the liquid bringing it the flavor, and the curd at the bottom will be the second source of flavor.

"What the fuck did you just make..."
"I made an Arnie Pilk dawg!"

by SmilkSnake7 July 20, 2024